Robin Locksley

"...reports were made last night of a robbery in the Emerald District. The infamous Robin Locksley is the prime suspect of this crime, but it seems that Locksley flew the coop before the police arrived."


Robin. Flew the coop.

I love clever puns.

You wouldn't believe some of the things people save.

No, seriously. Do people really need a golden, diamond studded stop watch? How often are these people sitting around going 'God, I wish I had a stop watch', that they need one made of gold?

It just amazes me that people actually notice when this stuff goes missing. I sell it for half of what it's worth, and that money goes to a family that needs it, so they can have the first actual meal they've had in, oh I don't know, a month, and these greedy sons-of-bitches are pissed because their stopwatch of gold is missing.

Bastards.

( Oh, Merry Men! )

"You know somethin', Robin. I was just wonderin', are we good guys or bad guys? You know, I mean, uh? Our robbin' the rich to feed the poor."
"Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That's a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it."
"Borrow? Boy, are we in debt."